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A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate
appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or
swelling near the corner of its mouth, so I told him to bring
the animal over.
When the man came in with his pet, the vet examined the dog as
the man stood by, anxiously waiting. At last the doctor turned
to him and asked, "Do you have any children?"
"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped.
"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."
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